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Early to Work for Money. (Not Because I Love It.)
A hilariously relatable, slightly sarcastic graphic tee for anyone who drags themselves out of bed early just to pay the bills. Featuring a tired but determined raccoon in office mode – because sometimes you clock in for the paycheck, not the passion.
Material & Fit
100% cotton, lightweight fabric – breathable and comfortable for summer wear.
Classic crewneck, short sleeves, relaxed unisex fit. Great for men, women, and corporate raccoons alike.
Important Care Instructions (Please read before purchasing):
Shrinkage notice: Pure cotton will shrink slightly after washing (about 3–5%). We recommend ordering one size up from your normal size. Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or line dry.
Print care: The graphic may crack or fade with machine washing over time. Turn shirt inside out before washing. Use a laundry bag and gentle cycle with cold water. Avoid bleach and high heat drying.
Lightweight feel: This tee is made from thinner, breathable cotton – not a heavy, stiff fabric. Perfect for summer, office casual (if you can), or venting about your 9-to-5. If you prefer heavyweight shirts, please keep this in mind.
Perfect For:
Work humor – for the employee who's just here for the money
Casual Fridays, WFH days, or commuting in style
Raccoon lovers, night shift workers, and anyone who's tired
Gifts for him or her – birthday, "I feel seen," or "same" presents
Size recommendation: Order one size up for a relaxed, comfortable fit or to account for minor shrinkage.
“Early To Work For Money” Raccoon Office T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Work Humor Graphic Tee for Men Women, Casual Summer Top
Sale price
$13.65
Regular price $23.99
A hilariously relatable, slightly sarcastic graphic tee for anyone who drags themselves out of bed early just to pay the bills. Featuring a tired but determined raccoon in office mode – because sometimes you clock in for the paycheck, not the passion.
Material & Fit
100% cotton, lightweight fabric – breathable and comfortable for summer wear.
Classic crewneck, short sleeves, relaxed unisex fit. Great for men, women, and corporate raccoons alike.
Important Care Instructions (Please read before purchasing):
Shrinkage notice: Pure cotton will shrink slightly after washing (about 3–5%). We recommend ordering one size up from your normal size. Wash in cold water and tumble dry low or line dry.
Print care: The graphic may crack or fade with machine washing over time. Turn shirt inside out before washing. Use a laundry bag and gentle cycle with cold water. Avoid bleach and high heat drying.
Lightweight feel: This tee is made from thinner, breathable cotton – not a heavy, stiff fabric. Perfect for summer, office casual (if you can), or venting about your 9-to-5. If you prefer heavyweight shirts, please keep this in mind.
Perfect For:
Work humor – for the employee who's just here for the money
Casual Fridays, WFH days, or commuting in style
Raccoon lovers, night shift workers, and anyone who's tired
Gifts for him or her – birthday, "I feel seen," or "same" presents
Size recommendation: Order one size up for a relaxed, comfortable fit or to account for minor shrinkage.
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